Slim-cado
It’s my mom’s 50th birthday and everyone is giving her a hard time about this genetically modified fruit/vegetable on our counter- Slim-cado! with 50% less fat and 35% fewer calories than those fatty fat fat avocados. My dear mom looked it up online and the reviews mention substances of baby diapers and yuck-amole. Just trying to mix it up in the second half of her century, poor thing!
